Perigord Padawan

Ernesto knows George Lucas, or more likely, George Lucas knows Ernesto. Otherwise how would you explain the uncanny resemblance between my boss Ernesto and a Jedi cutting the wall to an impenetrable fortress with his laser saber?
Therefore, I have concluded that Ernesto is a Jedi, which makes me his Padawan. Some may think that, actually, I was assisting him with a sanding machine this afternoon, but they are mistaken. It was proper Star Wars in there, with dust flying everywhere, light shining in eerie ways and deafening sound all around.
Also I have another proof that my Master is a real Jedi. He was once tempted by the Dark Side. From a recent conversation with a friend I have learned that he is on a five years probation for hitting his former business partner in the head with a shovel. The guy nearly lost an ear, but sort of deserved it, as he was stealing from Ernesto. Now, the Force is with him again, and I'm an obedient learner, I also keep my head down when he grabs anything sharp.